I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

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Imagine what a better world we’d live in if straight guys applied their critical thinking skills to something other than football stats


how do you guys get the boards to stick to your feet when you jump?

a super fit guy in society has suddenly started showing interest in me and i can’t pursue it for soooooooo maaaaannnny reeeeeeeasons

"do I want a cute loving relationship or do I want to suck every dick within a 4 mile radius?" my autobiography